Sunday 17 May 2009

SOME PREDICTIONS

  • Two high profile press secretaries will resign in the next 3 months.

  • Richard Worth wont last the year out as Minster
  • Shane Jones will feel the full heat of an inquiry into Bill Liu
  • The Securities Commission will be given greater powers
  • Beaujolais will order more champagne next time we have a party.
  • Winston will marry Jan Trotman
  • Deborah Coddington will separate from her legal squeeze
  • Whale Oil will get his own TV show -a mix of Rove and Jackass
  • GonZo will write a novel and get famous
  • Swine Flu will mutate
  • Cactus will fall in love
  • Rodney will get engaged
  • Jim Anderton will leave parliament
  • Melissa Lee will go close to taking Mt Albert
  • Fairfax will scrap a Sunday paper by Xmas
  • A new online newspaper to rival them all will become a " must read " by this time next year
  • The world economy will go into freefall again - we are just seeing the deat cat bounce.

2 comments:

LaFemme said...

So long and thanks for the fish.

Anonymous said...

One last question to add.
Will we find out the full prawn story?