Picture BB striding purposefully down Lambton Quay on the way home dressed in red coat and cat fur scarf thinking about cooking a pork chop for dinner.
Her reverie was ripped to pieces when some simpering little pig loving nazi from SAFE thrusts a piece of paper under her snozzer and barks loud enough for everyone within a 2m radius to hear -
"DO YOU LOVE ANIMALS. "
BB stops, grins and says loudly.
- "YES," on a plate with apple sauce and we love a bit of puss round our neck to keep warm,"
( we wear fur scarves every day and yip today's one is puss. Very nice soft, black and white puss.)
Blissful Silence filled the footpath in her wake.
Sucky up pig and puss lovers shot down at close range- no bystanders injured.
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Love it.
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