Monday, 21 December 2009

WHAT WE WANT FOR XMAS


For our blogging mates



For Cactus - a stunning looking rich as bloke who doesn't have a wife at home.
Nah - what we want for Cactus is a newspaper to realise the talent and hook her in as a columnist .




For Whale - someone to deliver a bad ass tank to his front door.
Nah - what we want is for him to have a fantastic day with his family

For the boys at No Minister - lots of sex and booze
Nah - recognition that they are the best team bloggers around.

For Motella - A full house over Xmas
Nah - a contract to write for the AA magazine.

For KiwiBlog - A super rich cute political loving geek chick that roots like a rabbit.
Nah - actually super rich cute political loving geek chicks who root like rabbits in every town in NZ.

For Red Alert. - A poll that shows they are closing the gap on National
Nah - a poll that shows Shane Jones is more popular than Phil Goff.

For Alf Grumble - a fine paddock or two of hay.
Nah - A posting to be our man in the Ukraine. We think he would do wonders for our trade relations in Eastern Europe..


And what do we want for Xmas? Well we have got all we wanted.

Family around us, good food wine and the expected company of good friends to our little piece of kiwi paradise.

Our partner – the Aussie Rock has been toiling away building a house that will be our retirement abode and a place for our friends to parkl up and shoot the breeze.

The Rock bought me an ice making fridge,/freezer - something that I have always wanted above all other material possessions for no good reason. It shines like a diamond in the yet to be completed kitchen. We love him all the more.

Our son is seeing the fruits of hard graft and has a career he loves flying helicopters.

Our job is interesting and has some importance so we are feeling a measure of satisfaction.

Ma and Pa are looking pretty good for 70 plus coveys.

Lambcut has given up the cancer sticks and her eyes and skin have shed years in a matter of weeks. It almost made us cry to see her smoke free.

In the New Year we vow to support the agencies who work tirelessly to stop our children from ever taking a puff.

So for 2010 we just want the same again thanks

We wont blog too much over Xmas - we have things to eat and drink , people to talk to, places to explore, gardens and flocks to tend to and families and friends to love.


Merry Xmas and all that....


6 comments:

Cactus Kate said...

For Cactus - a stunning looking rich as bloke who doesn't have a wife at home.

.. Had me one of those.

Nah - what we want for Cactus is a newspaper to realise the talent and hook her in as a columnist .

...Already had me one of those.

kehua said...

Peace and Love be with you.

Eye2theLongRun said...

Eye2thelongrun wants you to have, for Xmas, a cool time uninhibited by political anything. Pure, unadulterated lust, thrust and enjoyment. Thx for 9 gal give me 10.

TimM said...

I've enjoyed your blog this year and hope to be enjoying it for a few more. One day I too hope for an ice making fridge/freezer...
Merry Christmas!

Wally said...

"We wont blog too much over Xmas - we have things to eat and drink , people to talk to, places to explore, gardens and flocks to tend to and families and friends to love."

Amen
Merry Christmas

Alf Grumble said...

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, they say - but must it be the Ukraine? Alf rather fancies a posting to Scotland (he would set up the NZ trade mission somewhere near his favourite distillery). But he is grateful for your kind thoughts and he and Mrs Grumble wish you all the best for Christmas. May 2010 bring you many muttonbirds and oysters, and gallons of great plonk to wash the tucker down.