Monday 25 January 2010

FILL YA CUPS


Hell, just when we decide to downsize - along comes an offer that we would find hard to refuse. A bar in Singapore allocates drinks to women according to cup size. We would get seriously sloshed in short order.
The free drink nights have strict rules: There are two judges, one of each gender, who visually determine each woman's cup size. A women with an A cup receives one free drink, a B cup gets two, a C cup slurps down three, those lucky enough to have a D cup walk away with a free bottle of vodka.

So by our reckoning , based on our bountiful bosum , we would get a couple of bottles of free vodka while poor old - currant buns Cactus would only get a small free drink.

We think its a great gimmick.

Singapore anyone?

6 comments:

Shane Pleasance said...

I will say it: "make mine a double". There. Someone had to.

Cactus Kate said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Anonymous said...

Cactus with currant buns? Nah more like pikelets.................

Doug said...

I thought you were friends with Cactus, you could take her out on the tiles and both get hammered.

Cactus Kate said...

8.11pm - pikelets with extra baking power please!

Anonymous said...

I am going to send the wife, I reckom her H cups should be good enough to bring back the entire stock of booze.