LISA LEWIS CAUSES GROWN MEN TO WEEP

for some reason sexomatic Lisa Lewis is defriending everyone on her facebook. No-one seems to know why....

David Cohen I don't know quite how to say this, so I'll just come right to the point: Lisa Lewis has defriended me.

8 hours ago · Comment ·

2 people like this.

Rob Hosking

that's gotta hurt.

8 hours ago

David Cohen

Dude. If you only knew.

8 hours ago

Bill Ralston

I'd be more worried if she somehow befriended you!

8 hours ago

Esther Harward

What did you say

6 hours ago

David Cohen

Bill, Esther, Rob:

Thanks for the support. It means a lot. I guess this all goes to show how people can be in your life one day and then, suddenly, they're gone.

While it's true Lisa and I never actually communicated as such during the weeks we were Facebook friends, I know she would have been there for me if, say, I'd commented on her status update or wanted to share a new FB application. ... See More

We will not see her like again.

6 hours ago

Juliette Kelsey Chagnon

Oh GOD, David. I don't know what to say.,.....you're in my thoughts and prayers.

6 hours ago

Rob Hosking

A loss like this diminishes us all.

We are all guilty.

6 hours ago

Martin Hirst

Wow, a serious game zen moment. Master, how did you do it?

6 hours ago

Bill Ralston

OMG! She's dumped me too! The cow! Perhaps we now have to pay?

5 hours ago

Martin Hirst

Can't believe you media tarts would crave Ms Lewis' attention despite her alleged charms.
PS Bill, I'm willing to fill that gap on your honour role, at least Fb wise

5 hours ago

Noelle McCarthy

It's because you don't text.

5 hours ago

Cathy Odgers

You are not special Cohen. I think she defriended everyone.

4 hours ago

Mary McCallum

The verb, I believe, is 'unfriend' - it's the Oxford Dictionary [?] word of 2009. Does that help at all, David?

3 hours ago

David Cohen

Defriend, unfriend ... she's gone, dammit, that's all that matters.

2 hours ago

Pippa Stevenson

I think it makes you an official Lewiser.

2 hours ago

Sandi Riches

Is she taller than you?

about an hour ago

David Cohen

Sandi, Hard to tell. Most photographs of Lisa tend not to show her standing upright.

56 minutes ago