In the beginning was the phone and the phone was with God and the phone was God .
All things came into being through the Phone and apart from the Phone nothing came to be that has come to be.
In the phone was life and it was the Light of men ( and sheilas) but not gay people.
And we saw the Glory of the Phone, full of Grace and Truth.
So behold the phone that takes away all sin but is down on gays.
Behold the phone, for it reminds me that horoscopes are the instruments of the false prophets.
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Praise be to the phone and three giddays to Mary.
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