Wednesday 13 April 2011

QUEENSTOWN SAYS F**K OFF TO SEX AND TRAVEL


Queenstown people are an odd lot. The town has its share of flash harrys and quick buck merchants but it seems the towns fathers are not keen on sex on the move.

The council has put in place rules that will stop prostitutes sell their wares from double decker buses.

One can only wonder how the buses were laid out - pardon the pun. The stairs would have been handy for a quick blowy. Would there be an " all aboard group grope option?

We think a big red bus is just the ticket for some random hanky panky - it just seems to fit in with Queenstowns tinsle town image..

1 comment:

Dadster said...

Put the damn thing on the menu and then see how many people will start to grow them for the table. Maybe a new enterprise for Kai Tahu to punt their money into.