Showing posts with label defence force. Show all posts
Showing posts with label defence force. Show all posts

Friday, 15 May 2009

FTA FOR PLANES AND GUNS?



Now here is some lateral thinking - we posted on the breathless conversation that John Key had with Obama yesterday . We want a Free Trade Agreement.

Obama still wants to shoot the shit out of a few terrorists
so we reckon we could gift him about 100 LAV's and a nice little clutch of skyhawks.

And some SAS boys who are always in the market for a bit of biffo.

Monday, 27 April 2009

Friday, 24 April 2009

LAV's DESTINED FOR TRADE ME?

We were delighted when the intellectual and gentlemanly Minister of Defence Wayne Mapp launched a defence review. It was way over due. Now one thing we have heard around the corridors of power is the concern abou the under -utilisation of the LAV's - the Light Armoured Vehicles. There are 105 of the buggers bought for $677 million, and its been suggested that the ignition keys on a fair few of them have neve been turned.

So why was that we here at Roarprawn wondered?

BB asked a mate and an ex soldier - the Chilli Prawn, to shed some light on the issue.

We did not need as many as we purchased. The vision for the Army that gave us that number was contentious and predicated on the fact that we needed to become a mobile Army (which we were not) if our traditional friends would ever want to let us play with them again. The problem is that simply buying enough complicated trucks ( that essentially what they are) does not make that vision a reality, it requires a monumental shift in doctrine, training, structure etc .

Meanwhile, post 9/11 the game changed and all our friends went from being involved in big, mobile Army type operations (think the first Gulf war, where everybody swept across the vast open desert in tanks and LAVs) to being involved in places like Afghan on operations of a very different type and scale where big mobile Armies typically don’t add a lot of value because you are not fighting against a big enemy in fixed positions that can be overwhelmed by mass, you need a big Army but the hardware that goes with it does not necessarily add a lot of value.

There is a paradigm in military planning that says military planners are always fighting the last war – it means that they look at what we should have done better in the last war, get themselves ready to that standard then get caught short by the completely different needs of the next war – such is the case of panning to be able to be a big mobile Army and then serving operationally Timor, Solomons, Sinai, Afghanistan etc.

The stupidity of the premise that we could become a mobile Army was that the cash needed to realise the Army vision would have gutted the air force and navy, no surprise that in the last defence review (and Mapp is right again – we do need another one) a lot of senior retired Army officers said that the Skyhawks should be scrapped (That’s a little known fact…) because we would never use them operationally and the cost to maintain and operate a fighter squadron meant that all other purchasing needs of the Army, Navy and Air Force were being impeded because we were kidding ourselves as a nation that we needed fast jets.

The Skyhawks were a political weapon in that we never used them other than to impress our allies by trotting them out on exercises….so when Helen binned them, she had to prove our commitment to international defence with something other than fast jets on exercises
Hence the entry, stage left, of soldiers deployed on real operations to prove our commitment to the UN (Middle East, Sudan), MFO (Sinai), Australia (Solomons and Timor), USA (Afghan), NATO (Kosovo, Bosnia and Afghan) etc etc.



So the long and short of it is that the LAVS are kit that were designed for the wars of the past not the peackeeping we tend to be involved in now and probably in the future. So expect some cheap LAVs to be offered up for sale post the Defence Review. Hopefully they will prove to be a little easier to sell than the Skyhawks.

Wednesday, 8 October 2008

GO HELEN !

We are delighted to see that the Prime Minister is making use of every opportunity she has to get Grey Power votes.

I think that she should commandeer the Air Force 1 for the entire election so she can zoom round from senior meeting to senior meeting to secure their votes.

Well done Helen! Keep up the good work. Inspired leadership and and excellent use of the taxpayers money to ensure that Winston doesnt get back in.

Read more here at the Herald

Saturday, 13 September 2008

Canterbury a very sick ship

big ship needs surgery - the herald reports that the government is spending $20m on a get well programme for the new vessel.

The Canterbury needs 20mill in surgery to get fix = 15 months after it was first put in the water.

Its a dog - plain and simple.

And National needs to have a serious look at the Defence Department -its the bit that really sick.

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

NZ's defence force good for protecting wine industry

This is seriously sad - so we have put the bells and whistles on the hercs but the wings and props could fall off and the hueys can only fly in the daytime when its cold and low to the ground and good weather.

So the hercs will make great kids playgrounds and the hueys will be amazingly successful at frost protection for the grape industry ! !


http://www.stuff.co.nz/4679790a11.html


The report says :


The airforce had "insufficient personnel" to meet air and ground crew levels and it was only "partially prepared" for complex maritime air operations.
The C-130 Hercules upgrade would extend their service life and improve avionics, but "despite the modifications, the engines, propellers, and some other systems will remain as possible sources of unservicabilities (could not be fixed)".
The helicopter wing was also hit by crew shortages which limited their availability.
When they had crews the helicopters were limited in what they could do.
"In particular, the performance of the Iroquois in bad weather, at night and in hot and high conditions is unsatisfactory,"