Showing posts with label whanganui. Show all posts
Showing posts with label whanganui. Show all posts

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

LAWS GETS THUMPED

The anatomy of any high profile relationship is always interesting.

Todays offering is Michael Laws and his body building missus.

He is an emotionally controlling intolerant perfectionist - She wacked him.

They deserved each other . Period. Not the Maori - you cant take a look see at some old patu period but the end of story type period.









Friday, 18 December 2009

WILLIAMSON SHOWS WISDOM OF JOB


Well done Maurice. He has shown the wisdom of the biblical Job .The Whanganui debate is settled and everyone is happy. That is an extraordinarily difficult thing to do with such a highly charged political issue.

Excellent -

Thursday, 17 September 2009

LAWS IS A BIG WANGA

Laws has cemented his place as one of the most venal swinging dicks in NZ. He reckons the decision of the Geographic Board is racist...

Its about a spelling mistake!!!! Thats it. Spelt Wanganui it means nothing - unless you take a little bit of English slang Wanga ( wanger aka dick) and a little bit of Maori - Nui which means big and you have big dick.

Thats all Laws is - a really big dick.......

HEY HEY H IS HIP.

We have been following the issue of Michael Laws and his battle to keep the H out of his city Whanganui.

He got all pissy at a bunch of cool kids from a very good kura kaupapa in Otaki. We hope that today they pop the tops off some fizzy.

The geographic board decision is actually a pragmatic one. And as a national body it was an important decision and one children who are bi lingual , who study their language should be interested in.

So stick that up your pretentious little arse Laws.

H rules.

Friday, 4 September 2009

A MAORI VIEW

One of our wise Maori friends has been watching the Laws issue closely and he raises some points I think need airing.


I think Laws may not have had a very good interpretation of the letter. Yes, it seems very blunt. But, to a speaker of Maori it wouldn’t. He has reacted in his usual petulant way. Now that there has been a kick back he’s trying to sugar coat it. He has reinforced the perception that he can dish it out but he can’t take it – which is the worst form of cowardice.

The arguments about children’s anger are spurious. They are 10-12 year old children for goodness sake.

The arguments about them being put up by their teachers and that this is just another example of kids at kura being politicized is an attempt to move the goal posts.

He is supposed to be a leader – of both adults and children.

Perhaps he needs to be asked what he, as a leader of a community with a high Maori population, is doing about the issues he says the children should be turning their attention to. I don’t see anything, so is this a case of do as I say, not do as I do?

Thursday, 3 September 2009

WE ARE SORRY.

To the Tamariki of Te Kura Tuatahi O Otaki.

We am writing to you on behalf of all the good New Zealanders we know, who are dismayed and ashamed at Michael Laws response to your letter expressing concern about his position over the spelling of Whanganui.

Now, the issue for us is not about the spelling of the town, there are vigorous arguments on both sides.

No, we are ashamed that Laws has chosen to attack you rather than seeking to inform you of the reasons for his position. He has acted not like a Mayor but a petulant child.

We are so proud of you. Proud, that as young men and women you have the passion and the courage, the intellect and the skills to write to Mr Laws telling him how you feel in te Reo Māori.

We know that it is that sort of passion and the courage to stand up and say what you think is wrong that will make you leaders of tomorrow.

We know that you will be feeling angry at Mr Laws, but don’t.

You will meet many people like him in the course of your lives. They seek high office because they are fundamentally narcissistic. (There’s a word that is worthy of some study).

He cares not for people but just the sound and impact of his words. It is where he draws his strength and his income. He is like a shallow dirty little puddle.

You, however are the deep rivers of thought and power that will change our nation.

You are not and will never be like him. You are speaking from the heart. You have thought the issue through with your sharp young minds and wrote your feelings and argument well.

Stand tall and be proud, always question, never be afraid of the barbs of the sad and fatuous little men like Michael Laws. He is to be pitied. He is a failed politician of the past.

You are our future.

Thursday, 7 May 2009

WOULD BANNING GANG PATCHES HAVE GOT OUR CAR BACK?

NAH but we are delighted with any legislation that cracks down on gangs. Marginalise them, give them no room to move and the police should be in their faces 24/7. Zero tolerance. Get them on the small stuff - it will stop the big stuff. And maybe then the police might have got our carback.

Monday, 30 March 2009

WHANGANUI

Yip - its official Wanganui is now officially Whanganui - funny thing is if you hear the Whanganui people pronounce it - it sounds like hanganui with the W silent. The decision certainly follows previous precidents set by the Geographical Board.

Laws is very crappy about it - Interestingly I think that they could have some serious whun taking the piss out of the issue. It could be a good marketing hook.

Come have whun in Whanganui.

Whar - out - Maori 1- Pakeha 0. Don't get that very often.

FOT A LOT OF WHUSS OVER NOTHING

Today is H day for Wanganui. This is an issue of whether the H should be reinstated into the name of Wanganui as it is now known.

Interestingly if the Geographical Board
follows precident then it will change. It has changed many of the Ngai Tahu names to reflect the southern dialectical difference - We say K instead of Ng.. So Ngai Tahu is Kai Tahu, Aorangi is Aoraki etc etc.

Down south we also harden the P so it is pronounced B so Punga becomes Bungi, punui, Bunui, etc etc

Now we can sit on the Marae and get the general ghist of what is going down but when the locals up the Wanganui river get up - we get lost. They speak really bloody fast and the dialectical difference is bloody hard to follow.

Fowever fe still say that its a whucking big whuss whor fot is a very small issue.