Now you would think that WINZ would at least take a look at the CV's.
So imagine the companies disgust when they got a CV from a dork who listed his interests as tagging, caps beanies and vises(sic) .
You guessed it - he still hasnt got a job.

Well its apparent that someone should be. PM Key says in Stuff that he isn't going to axe the SFO and he expects they will be investigating some " very interesting crimes". Well we can only speculate on what they will be. Scampi anyone? Or maybe Hoki?

We have been fascinated with the May 2003 Submission that Ross Meurant prepared for Winston Peters on the Hoki allocation scandal that we have been reading over the last few days. He presented it with vim and vigour to the Primary production select committee looking into the scampi scandal. Then he backed off pursuing it after he got some dodgy advice and some sort of incentive to change his mind. The submission states that the relevant papers relating to the alleged offer and tender rounds of Hoki had disappeared.
Specialist tuna exporter Solander Fisheries was finding the same issues with its two key markets, Japan and the United States.
Solander director Charles Hufflett said their Japanese customers seemed to be going back to basics and the high-end tuna market was feeling it.
"We are definitely seeing a softening; our agents in Tokyo said they [customers] are keeping their purses in their pockets."
Mr Hufflet agreed it was good news the currency had come down and fuel prices were at reasonable levels.
"The fuel in our long lining business was up at 45 per cent of our operating costs, which is just hopeless. We were making a loss."
He said volatility in the exchange rate was a complicating factor. "Last Friday the dollar ranged 8 per cent within the day. That's doubling our profit or wiping it out altogether. "
The optimal situation for fishing companies was with the New Zealand dollar at about 55 on the trade-weighted index, about 10 per cent below where it was now, Mr Hufflett said. The industry had been squeezed of profits for a long time, so he hoped the favourable conditions would persist.
"It's been too long, you can see that here in Nelson; business was slowing down, it was almost becoming a retirement village again. Things have been very tight."
Apparently. According to Stuff this morning Mr Dunne was a recipient of Velas largesse - What is really disturbing is Mr Dunnes selective memory. We remember the events pretty well. It was a very interesting time. We learnt a lot. 


A millionare businessman wanted by authorities in China - and who has been granted New Zealand citizenship - donated money to a Labour Party campaign fund.
The Herald on Sunday understands Yang Liu donated $5000 to Cabinet minister Chris Carter's Te Atatu electorate committee before the last election. Wagering a bob each way, he also met National's John Key and donated another $5000 to that party.
The donations were made shortly after Liu, also known as Bill Liu, applied for New Zealand citizenship.
MPs from both parties - Dover Samuels and Pansy Wong - wrote supporting his citizenship application.
And two months ago, Associate Immigration Minister Shane Jones approved Liu's citizenship application - believed to be against advice of officials. The Internal Affairs Department is still investigating the possibility of immigration fraud that could result in Liu being prosecuted or losing citizenship and residency.
The citizenship approval had been delayed since 2005 while Internal Affairs officials asked questions of Liu about his multiple names, passports, dates of birth and companies.
In a letter leaked to TGIF Edition journalist Ian Wishart, department official Johannes Gambo asked Liu to substantiate his "good character", given his outstanding arrest warrant in China.
According to Australian authorities, Yan was wanted in China for alleged embezzlement, then travelled to Australia on a number of occasions, first as Yongming Yan, then as Yang Liu.
He was later charged with operating bank accounts under a false name and in November 2006, the Supreme Court of New South Wales ordered Liu to forfeit more than $3.3 million.
The money was later repatriated to the Republic of China, according to the Commonwealth Director of Public Prosecutions of Australia in October last year.
At this time, Liu was a New Zealand permanent resident and had been since 2002. He lives in a plush Metropolis apartment worth $2.4m, according to a 2005 valuation, and also bought a $5m waterfront property in Bayswater in 2006.
Liu employs 30 people at his popular Chinese restaurant, Jade Terrace in Manukau, which has hosted election fundraising dinners for Labour candidate Raymond Huo, National's Pansy Wong and, yesterday, Act's Kenneth Wang. He has also been involved in seafood exports with Talleys, Sealord and Sanford.


Supreme Court grants leave to appeal contentious fisheries management priorities
A milestone decision by the Supreme Court to accept an application to review the 2008 Appeal Court kahawai decisions has been welcomed by amateur fishing organisations.
The Supreme Court has granted leave to appeal against the Court of Appeal’s decision.
Clarification has been sought as to how the Minister of Fisheries is to properly allow for amateur fishing interests when setting catch limits in all, important fisheries. The Supreme Court’s decision will likely set a precedent for all future management decisions.
Joint appellants to the Appeal Court decision, the New Zealand Big Game Fishing Council and the New Zealand Recreational Fishing Council, are now waiting for a hearing date to be set by the Supreme Court, likely to be early 2009.
Richard Baker, President of the NZ Big Game Fishing Council, has been inundated with calls of support since the Court’s announcement.
“This is an historic day for all New Zealanders. The Council appreciates the backing of option4 and our largest iwi, Ngapuhi, in trying to defend the inalienable right of all future Kiwis to fish and provide for their wellbeing.”
While the Council is pleased with the decision to allow the appeal, it was not surprised that the fishing industry had opposed the Supreme Court application. The Council was however very surprised and disappointed that the Ministry and Minister of Fisheries supported the fishing industry in opposing the Council’s application. This, especially as they had previously accepted the High Court’s findings and not sought to appeal the case at the Appeal Court level.
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Background to Kahawai Legal ChallengeIn March 2007 the High Court found that The Minister of Fisheries decisions on entry of the kahawai species to the quota management system in 2004 and 2005 were unlawful.
This was an important win for recreational and amateur fishers who brought the case known as the Kahawai Legal Challenge
The findings against the Minister of Fisheries included the fact that a total allowable commercial catch for kahawai had been set without having proper regard to the social, economic and cultural wellbeing of the people - a mandatory consideration in the Fisheries Act 1996.
The judicial review proceedings were lodged as a test case. The case is the first legal proceedings by amateur and recreational fishing interests since the introduction of the quota management scheme.
In April 2007 three of New Zealand’s largest commercial fishing companies Sanford Limited, Sealord Group Limited and Pelagic & Tuna NZ Limited appealed the historic High Court decision made by Justice Harrison.
The Court of Appeal decision was released in June 2008. The Appeal Court’s decision was mixed, with a win for both the commercial appellants and the respondents. Some aspects of the Appeal Court’s interpretation of the relationship between different sections of the Fisheries Act 1996 forms part of the Supreme Court challenge.
Web: www.kahawai.co.nz
This has the potential to change the way our fisheries are managed..
Roarprawn supports the sentiment of the Recreational Fishers case but all recreational fishers need to take more responsibility for recording catches..
With rights go responsibility
Press Release: New Zealand First Party2 October 2008
Nats Should Explain Maori Party Links
New Zealand First has called on National and the Maori Party to come clean about their plans for trying to sort out a coalition deal.Leader Rt Hon Winston Peters says the National candidate for Mana, Hekia Parata, is openly touting for party votes for the Maori Party and he says she would not be doing this without the approval of the National leadership.
“National and the Maori Party have been cosying up to each other for months, and it is unlikely that Hekia Parata, a person of some standing, would be acting independently of her party.
“National and the Maori Party have every right to hold talks but they should come out in the open and tell the people of New Zealand what they are discussing.
“No matter what John Key says about abolishing Maori seats, always remember that National has extremely flexible principles when it is pursuing power,” said Mr Peters.
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