MELBOURNE CUP

Spaz is the man... We put a fiver each way on Viewed at his insistance - and Roarprawn is now about $320 richer... love that big bastard!
Mind you it was trained by Bart Cummings and BB's main man is an Oz so it was a patriotic bet as well.

CACTUS KATE AND BUSTEDBLONDE AT WAR

The prickly, uppity, snooty, champagne swilling root anything noter, cactus is a bit miffed that she has droppped behind Roarprawn in the blog stakes. We are at 13 she is at 14 - so we have a bet ( champagne if she wins and she has to drink Tui beer if BB wins. Tickets will be sold.

No holds barred - take sides - bet, harrass, cajole, tease and give as much shit as you like - the battle has begun.

And sorry - I couldn't find a pic of a fat arsed chick wallowing around in mud - so this pic bears no resemblance to BB.