WHALE STRANDED ON THE BEACH OF SELF DELUSION

Sorry guys but Whale is a dick. He reckons that the difference between him and the penguin ( aka Kiwiblog ) is balls.

Wrooong!

Sorry, but tonight we again saw Mr Farrar in action. He is a girl magnet. Never underestimate the power of intellect. Pure sex. The new black.

Whale will forever be in the shadow of the penguin.

WE WANT TO BE ON TV

Walked into the Koru Lounge and saw two women who looked familar. It was Candy Lane and Alison whatsit off Dancing with the stars. We can confidently report they look waaaaay better on TV. Does this mean they had a big nite perhaps ? Or is TV the eternal fount of youth.?

WE WANT TO BE ON TV

Walked into the Koru Lounge and saw two women who looked familar. It was Candy Lane and Alison whatsit off Dancing with the stars. We can confidently report they look waaaaay better on TV. Does this mean they had a big nite perhaps ? Or is TV the eternal fount of youth.?