SONG FOR THE WET DUCK

Well forsooth! Ace lefty blogger Trevor Mallard shows once more his soft yearning for Cactus Kate - or pray tell is it a spot of granite desire?

We saw the petals of virtual love open here when he breathlessly shouted out the thorny ones name in parliament.

Our prickly pikelet princess then returned his favour, laying gifts of adoration at his feet

So yet again he sings her praises.. Is she the political siren on whose rock he will wreck?

Call him home Cactus - Call him home.....

WE KNEW IT!

We reckoned that Trevor Mallard showed an unatural interest in Cactus Kate and we pondered on the possibilities of the Labours wild boy with the Right Wing Hong Kong Hellion.

Then Cactus goes and falls at the feet of Labour, claiming Red Alert to the best in the NZ political blogosphere..

So it appears the Cactus Kate - Trevor Mallard mutual appreciation society is alive and well.

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barffffff....!