Showing posts with label DB. temperance bar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DB. temperance bar. Show all posts

Friday, 24 April 2009

DB or not DB



Readers will be well aware that Roarprawn, and epicurean assistants, cover the food and liquor industries with a diligence which borders of fanaticism!

So it is probably no wonder that we stumbled on this revelation.

It appears that after the highly-publicised demise of the Temperance, quick sale of The Establishment, and the pathetic existence of the Loaded Hog with its skeleton staff and in serious need of some spit and polish, the Wellington empire of the once-mighty Dominion Breweries is staggering.

Apparently management is closely monitoring some 30 outlets. What happens in case of a disaster? Thirty pubs on the market?

Impossible, you may say........ yet thats what happened to the mighty Thwaites, Griffith empire a decade ago.

Readers can be assured your team is closely monitoring events!

Steinlager anyone?

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

BIG QUESTIONS

Whose office is known as CHARLIE WILSONS WAR ROOM because the staff all share the same hair colour as the female lead in the movie?

If you pull the wrong tit why do you get a top job?

Who is running the book on if the Maori flag will fly on Auckland bridge on Waitangi Day?

What really flash boats cant be insured and why?

And who was the goofball who convinced DB to sink a fortune in the Temperance bar?