NBR has the story here
Here's an excerpt
6) Sit through a relatively easy press conference, reading almost word for word from said press release.
7) Make up absurd reasons why the 'results' were late and provided incomplete, during phone conference question time.
Blame either:
a) An earlier boardroom meeting that ran over time
b) That some journalists' email accounts can't accept email attachments.
8) After complaints from journalists, provide balance sheet data – by email in an attachment – at 12.53PM – nearly two hours past deadline.
9) Wonder why your company engenders suspicion from shareholders, the fourth estate and the general public.