The Weird Windsors

Posted by Lambcut

The Windsors are a deeply weird lot. (Their real name is Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, but they changed it out of embarrassment about their family connections).

But that aside, what would you think if you had a big white wedding and most of your friends and family were not invited to the party? The Middleton’s went back to an after match function at the Goring Hotel where they had been staying the night before the wedding. They were not invited to the groom’s parent’s place. The Windsor’s put on the main do at their place for their chosen A list-ers. Apparently many of the bride’s family and friends did not qualify. It was breathtakingly rude and there was no need for it. The Middleton’s look like a good successful family who could mix anywhere. They, unlike the Windsors, are not state welfare beneficiaries and they are better dressed too - see below. Marriages need support from family and friends. It seems the Windsors didn’t learn much from the Sarah and Di divorces. Shame.

Beatrice Windsor

FERGIE

Her venal attempt to squeeze some value out of her pompous git of an ex husband has shown that she is a no account big mouthed loser.

It is interesting that some commentators are suggesting that she has been forced to engage in the dark arts simply because she is short of a few hundred thousand quid or so.

It is fairly obvious that the worlds best known Ginga has had a bit of work done. There has to beat least a couple of thousand pounds of botox in that frozen countenance.

So does she get sympathy from me? No way. She is a silly wobbly headed vacuous cow.