Showing posts with label Golf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Golf. Show all posts

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

IS TIGER JUST BEING PRIMAL?


Well if polygamy is good enough for South African leader 67 year old Jacob Zuma then we reckon its good enough for Tiger Wood. Lets face it there is a greater honesty and obligation in polygamy than there is shagging around with a few loose women.

We think that as long is it is mutually acceptable then polygamy is fine. So it stands to reason that Tiger harks back to his African roots - so to speak.

And if he had kids to all those women and even if only a few inherited his natural sporting ability - think how richer the golf scene would be.

And we love Tigers melting pot mentality. Never failed to amuse us when we worked in the jail. White boys who were leaders of the pack liked them dusky and vice versa.

We suppose it has something to do with improving genetics.

What's good for the goose should be great for the gander. However we don't think that women are naturally collectors of men. We tend to like 'em one at a time in an orderly fashion with the odd overlap...

Men like the variety. Again probably something to do with improving the species.

And for the record - Tiger is still one of the greatest living sportsman of our time. We salute him for that. But maybe he should become a citizen of South Africa and then he could do right by all his lovelies. ( Although we have to admit some of them looked like well worn retreads. He needs to up his game on that score.)

Friday, 11 December 2009

GRRRR TIGER WOOD YOU REALLY?


We refuse to get into the rights and wrongs of Tiger Woods peccadillos.

We love his golf. Consistent drives down the middle means he ends up the hole with the least strokes to everyones satisfaction and admiration. Ya gotta admire that in a bloke.

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

MUM WINS THE LOCAL NANCY MCCORMICK GOLF TOURNY

Mum has been a bloody good golfer in her day and she still hits a nice ball at 68. Her knees and back have more metal in them that a set of good kitchen pots so she has a golf cart to get around. The Nancy McCormick foursomes tournament is played in regions around the country and separates the girls from the blouses as it is played over 36 holes in one day.
Today mum and and her partner won their local Nancy McCormick tourny with a net 140 for the two rounds. Well bloody done we say. We are very proud.

Friday, 29 August 2008

whats the difference ....

between Winston and Golf? In golf you can improve your lie ...... That's courtesy of my mum.... bless her golf sox.