BEER WITH ME

We like this idea -According to Stuff some boys are marketing a beer with a label that has the bikini top on the label disappearing as you drink it.
It's based on some soft porn pens you used to get years ago that had the bikinis being rendered invisible when you touched them. Now all this is based around silly school boy titillation. Harmless we reckon but old trouts like us need the trunks off boys like Daniel - that would definitely make us drink their beer.....

ITS A HOLIDAY

We are still appalled at what happened at Waitangi to the PM. We have never condoned the personalised violence that seems to marr a day that should bring us altogether as one nation.

Anyway - Key says he will be back next year - good.



Anyway we are off to the Sevens. She'll be a good day - one in the Box. A bit of conspicious consumption and all that. Toodle Pip.

BEER GOGGLES ARE REAL

Its true, beer does give you that dewy vision but for the wrong reasons. Seems four or more beers a day will make you go blind. From the Australian