WHY WE LOVE AUSTRALIA

They dont like soft cocks.....

BEWDY!

While we are doing out bit for closer economic relationships by sleeping every nite with a South Australian, we are delighted to see that it will soon be quick as - to visit Aussie.

And of course it will be easier for Aussies to visit us and that's good for tourism. It will also mean some savings at the border - and that's a good thing for both our economies. We have more in common than we have differences.

However we never ever want NZ to adopt the famed Aussie delicacy and culinary icon - the pie floater.

Barffff....

NO MOTH TOO TOUGH - WE FLY THEY DIE

We know just the team to sort out this wee problem with marauding caterpillars in Liberia.

The team can be assembled within a week -

Would be a great aid project.