MEXICAN TRAGEDY HAS GENESIS IN BROWNS BRITAIN

Well that's according to Guido - Gordy Brown met with the Mexicali Prez Felipe Calderon last month and since then its been plague and pestilence for the wee bugger and his peons.

Last month innocent little President Felipe Calderon of Mexico led a full state visit to Britain. He happily shook hands with Jonah (Gordon Brown), he dined with Jonah, he spent time with Jonah unknowing of the fearsome risks. Inevitably within a month the curse hit Mexico hard. Plague has come in the form of Swine Flu, taking the lives of over a hundred Mexicans so far. The prolonged proximity to the Presbyterian pestilence has brought double tragedy for Calderon’s people. Already reeling from the swinish plague, Mexico has suffered an earthquake of magnitude 5.6 on the Richter scale.

Well spotted Guido , Well spotted.

NO MOTH TOO TOUGH - WE FLY THEY DIE

We know just the team to sort out this wee problem with marauding caterpillars in Liberia.

The team can be assembled within a week -

Would be a great aid project.