CLUSTER FLIES - A PLAGUE ON OUR HOUSE

Things were all astir  on Terraceville this morning as the txts began flying -   there was a wee bit of an incident on the Hill that had caused the polys  to depart the roundhouse. 

Seems that a suspicious package had turned up and purported to be a bomb. It now appears that it was full of  live cluster flies. The revelation nearly made us fall off our taxpayer  funded tilt five ways chair. The horror of it!

Cluster flies are the things that will be left when Global Warming goes bad... They are even worse than cockroaches - you can squash cockroaches. Not so the cluster fly fuckers...  They are the most insidious insect - they appear half dead but seem to operate collectively ( Socialist flies!!!)  and  they  gather in great big swarms and  they love the Wairarapa.

The will fly into you and have no fear. Despite their low geared flight they are quicker than a hummingbird at getting past a swat. And their low grade hum eats at your brain.

One wonders what David Carter did to incur such wrath as they are truly a plague for this decade.
Maybe they are some insidious plot by Labour  to infiltrate the Beehive  and are in fact flying  nanobots.

Bring back DDT we say  - fast......

FRIDAY ROUND UP

So which three young likely lads working in the Beehive are known as the " Boy Band?"

Clues
- Be forewarned
- church big wig
- Rolling stone

Apparently all are popular with women. does this mean right wing politics is the new black?

Does any women actually shave their legs with the Gillette Vibrating Venus razor?

What does Tracy Watkins have against Minister for Agriculture David Carter to say, in a recent ranking article on Ministers performance, that he deserved a 3/10 when he is well liked and respected by the agriculture sector and that his caucus collegues are very impressed by how he manages his portfolio? And where did she ever get the idea that Key would give him the biff in any future cabinet reshuffle?


So what does Colin Espiner do now that Tracy Watkins was picked for the Fairfax political hub top job?