SECURITIES COMMISSION NEEDLED BY CACTUS

Cactus has yet again shown her literary genius.

While her piss take of the Hanover issue is outstanding , we think that Hanover are a complete bunch of greedy and immoral pricks and they deserve everything that the Securities Commission can chuck at them - even if it does take a while.

Cactus is none too kind on the legal profession either.

If you read nothing else today - read Cactus's letter from Chaos and Mayhem. The legal firm everyone would really like to hire.

WHAT'S UP DOC ?

We noticed the NBR having fun with the fact that Hanover Finance King pin Eric Watson had a very fancy fiftieth birthday party recently. The Herald has followed up with some expected outrage from investors still waiting for their dosh.
We just want to ask one question of the former Mr NickyWatson,------>
<-----with all your money why didn't you get your teeth fixed you bucked tooth git!

OVERBLOWN PR FOR OVER THE HILL SPORTSTAR

This in from SPAZ

""The mighty public relations machine belonging to the Auckland Warriors exploded in flames on Friday after carefully sowing the seeds " of a major national move" by using Radio Sport during the peak hour morning show - they followed with their "bombshell"
We wondered had Eric Watson has gone bankrupt - were the warriors in receivership or had they been thrown out of the competition. ?
None of the above! they have re - signed former captain Stacey Jones 32, after 12 months vacation overseas - big deal.

At his peak 10 years ago he was brilliant - but in his last season with the Warriors he was ordinary.""

Spaz says he hopes everyone felt as stupid as him waiting for the " big announcement"