WAILS FROM DICKS

Well well, we said this would happen - the fancy plastic fantastic Ady Gil would come to a sticky end as it tried to intervene in the Japanese fishing fleet going about its lawful business of whaling in the Antarctic.

However, our sources say that the Ady Gil has a scrunched bow and is taking on water... a far cry from the Sea Shepard wankers claiming it has been " cut in half."

Iff you watch ththe second video here - it's clear it was a suicide mission.

How odd. they would have been better to have joined the whales here in NZ and run the silly looking thing aground when the whales do their seasonal stranding - it would have been much simpler and then the lovely men from DOC would have come and slurped water over them given them a pat and sent them back to sea.

In all seriousness - this means the war has escalated. Someone will die.

Sea Sheppard should be prevented from docking in any NZ port. They have broken a raft of maritime laws and should be deemed international pirates.

DEATH WISH

It appears that whales off the Queensland coast ( an estimated 13,000 of them) are causing some angst among authorities who are rounding up dead whales and hiding them in a bay among the mangroves in an area well known for commerical fishing, but away from the dewy eyes of tourists.

Its also interesting to note that the whale population there, is increasing by 10 percent which would indicate a healthy thriving species. More are dying because there are , well more of them or it could be that the population has reached a point where there are too many competing for too little food.

However the death of the whales along the Queensland Coast is nothing compared to the impending death of an rare and endangered species Whalelovii Nuttersrus, aka the silly bastards who are heading down to the Great Southern Ocean to stop the Japanese from killing a few whales so they can look at their entrails.

These guys are famous for going around the world in their fancy speed boat. But they did it the easy way - they followed the equator ducking thru the Panama and apart from killing some poor innocent bastard on the way , the trip was a milk run.

However we are firmly of the view that the journey in largely calm waters will in no way prepare them for Neptunes wrath in the Deep South Blue. Its hell down there.

And we hope that Nick Smith makes changes to the ACC legislation that puts and end to suicide being treated as an accident and providing for payouts to surviving dependents. These guys are hell bent on going down to annoy some fishermen going about their lawful business and its likely the eco nutters will die in the process - Its a suicide mission and they are doing it on purpose and there is no way we want to see our tax dollars go anywhere near any dependents.

And if they die the Japanese should tow them out of the way and tuck them behind the nearest iceberg - the same way the Queensland authorities dealt to the annoying and unsightly dead whales.

POST CUTS NO ICE WITH CLIMATE CHANGE PROMOTER

We like debate - Adding noughts in vain got elegantly pissy over our BRING ON THE GIN post about the net gain in ice at the Antarctic. We do know that the Arctic is up north, he suggests we maybe geographically challenged, and we get his argument, sort of.

Anyway in the spirit of good debate, we have linked to the the Noughty man , who says he is a theoretical physicist, so he must be smarter than a smart thing.

BRING ON THE GIN

We now have enough ice. The revelation will have all the Climate change doomsayers sweating. Research budgets will be cut. Lecture tours will be cancelled, DVD's of Al Gores diatribe will end up in the bargain bin.

Why ??? Well you see the Antarctic Ice is actually growing. Sure, in one area is has decreased but there has been a net gain, in effect -more ice. That simple fact fundamentally fucks up the climate change, "the sky is falling" dorks.

We hope to see more stories on this issue. Countries around the world are making serious life changing policy, based on what is a big load of bollocks.
It is important that we slow down any legislative change that will impact negatively on our economy for no good reason.