DOG GONE BLUE

Zeus has been busy.. He's been doing a bit of the canine Wheres Wally... Here is his latest pic as he gives John Key a bit of a hand with some key messages.

However, we have to say that Zeus does not believe in Climate Change. He eats people who do and then he farts.. In fact Zeus is a dog of few barks but many farts and he dribbles like a cougar in an All Black Changing room.

Zeus will pop up all over the place in the next few weeks.

OF FARTS AND FONDNESS

Its bloody true. A story in the Independent in the UK says that research indicated the smell of rotten eggs makes men horny.

Now BB has been in the sack with a few blokes who have delighted in the practice known as The Dutch Oven. Thats when they fart then trap you under the sheets. Its a turn off but not for them it appears. It turns them on. Now we know why many many blokes have a farting preoccupation.

So we reckon that if you are single and standing in a bar and the cute man next to you lets one rip - you know you're in.

What we want to know is if we let one rip will that turn them on. ?