DOG GONE BLUE

Zeus has been busy.. He's been doing a bit of the canine Wheres Wally... Here is his latest pic as he gives John Key a bit of a hand with some key messages.

However, we have to say that Zeus does not believe in Climate Change. He eats people who do and then he farts.. In fact Zeus is a dog of few barks but many farts and he dribbles like a cougar in an All Black Changing room.

Zeus will pop up all over the place in the next few weeks.

HELL HOUND

Our son and his girlfriends dog Zeus is a ugly big monster but a complete wuss.... and he dislikes Helen Clark.

However he came in mighty handy when there was a plague of trick and treaters turn up on their doorstep last night as tghey reported on Facebook.

Rude trick or treaters just bowled in to my house last night didnt even knock, just opened the door, but boy did they shit them selfs when our 60kg dog ran at them barking and chased them out the gate hahaha never seen someone leave the property so fast so left him on the deck so could have some peace....no more trick of treaters for the rest of the night peace at last!

Zeus can be rented out for a modest fee.....

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back by popular demand - another shot of Zeus doing bad things to the Helen Clark squeaky toy.
Which is still his favourite toy and still squeaking

MERRY ZEUSMAS

Here is our favourite Xmas image so far - Zeus the Dogue de Bordeaux - aka French Mastiff - who is a dork.

He is good at keeping pesky Halloween trick or treaters at bay and he hates Helen Clark. He chews her to bits on a regular basis.

And he has his own facebook page.

doggy xmas stocking thriller

We had a a great xmas at Rangitumau and everyone seemed pretty chuffed with their gifts. Expecially dad who gets to ride in a helicopter with his grandson, but the best pressy was $4.95 of squeaky Helen Clark toy for my son and his partner's French mastiff, (dogue de bordeaux) sooky dog Zeus. He is very ugly but in an appealing kinda way. The breed was made famous in the Tom Hanks movie Turner and Hooch. He looks really really scary but he is a big wus. Anyway he spent 3 days rogering the toy. What surprised us all was its durabilty. After three days it still squeaked.