Thursday, 5 March 2009
OF FARTS AND FONDNESS
Its bloody true. A story in the Independent in the UK says that research indicated the smell of rotten eggs makes men horny.
Now BB has been in the sack with a few blokes who have delighted in the practice known as The Dutch Oven. Thats when they fart then trap you under the sheets. Its a turn off but not for them it appears. It turns them on. Now we know why many many blokes have a farting preoccupation.
So we reckon that if you are single and standing in a bar and the cute man next to you lets one rip - you know you're in.
What we want to know is if we let one rip will that turn them on. ?
Labels:
bad sex,
dutch ovens,
ERECTION,
FART,
FOREPLAY,
gas,
green house gases
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2 comments:
A good fart is never wasted up here.
We light them to brown our toast.
I hate to burst your bubble, BB (pun intended) but the research is talking about hydrogen sulphide being released at a cellular level rather than a smellular level (bad pun intended).
Farting is not an aphrodisiac for either sex.
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