While we know we have had a strange effect on some men - we have never had an effect on them like this.
We think he has to play tinky wink with the rabbits gonads or girly bits to get them to do this.. How do we know that?
Well.........
And just when you think it couldn't get any stranger - a couple of crims avoided capture by dressing up as sheep...
true .... baaad behaviour...
Showing posts with label SHEEP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SHEEP. Show all posts
Thursday, 15 April 2010
Sunday, 22 March 2009
DAM THE RAM

We have a burning question. When we were a little thing in overalls overseeing all the doings on our grandfathers farm we learnt a lot about sex. The years have dimmed the memories sadly, so we cant dredge our mind banks for the answer to this problem.
See, the thing is, because we are weekend worriers with a 10 acre block we don't want the hassle of owning stock so a lovely bloke up the road takes care of that by grazing his sheep here . Now presently we have a pick and mix flock on the place. Some white, some black, some black and white, some shedders, some woollies, a lot of girls and four big boys.
Now I remember helping my grandfather put a harness on the rams to know if they were tupping - which is shaggaroonied to all your city slickers.The harness was fitted with a coloured chalk under their belly. Each ram had a different colour. Some were very vigorous while others pondered the task. And after they did the deed a smudge was left on the smiley faced ewe. We would lean on the fence and watch with interest the derring do of the big Southdown rams on many an afternoon ranking them for their sexual prowess.
Our rams have no harnesses and we reckon they take the weekend off. Haven't seen a single rogering and there is is no all out war like I remember in the rams of old. Hell I saw one break its neck in a fight once.
No, these big boys slink around the paddock - do the sniffy bum thing then curl their lips in disgust ( what do they expect ??!!) and then wander off.
We wonder if the time isn't right, that these rams are unionised and are only on the job Monday to Friday or horror of horrors are past their prime.
Anyways I now keep a close watch on them just to see if I can catch them in the act but despite my ovine voyerism , I have yet to see a woolly dirty deed done .
Methinks we need to give Homepaddock a buzz and get her to impart some country wisdom. Or maybe Lambcut has the answer..
Labels:
fertility,
lamb industry,
lifestyle blocks,
Masterton,
SHEEP,
sheep industry,
sheep shagging,
tupping,
Wairarapa
Monday, 2 March 2009
SUPER SHEEP

Its Lamb Chops birthday today... Heres to ya sis.
Cartoon can be found here This guy is a great cartoonist.
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