Showing posts with label UN PC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UN PC. Show all posts

Monday, 20 April 2009

WE ARE EXCELLENT PRODUCERS OF CO2

Apparently the bigger you are the more you do to pollute the planet. According to a Reuters story on Kyiv Post from the Ukraine, Fat people do more harm to the environment.

Overweight people eat more than thin people and are more likely to travel by car, making excess body weight doubly bad for the environment, according to a study from the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine.

"When it comes to food consumption, moving about in a heavy body is like driving around in a gas guzzler," and food production is a major source of greenhouse gases, researchers Phil Edwards and Ian Roberts wrote in their study, published in the International Journal of Epidemiology.

"We need to be doing a lot more to reverse the global trend towards fatness, and recognise it as a key factor in the battle to reduce (carbon) emissions and slow climate change," the British scientists said.

They estimated that each fat person is responsible for about one tonne of carbon dioxide emissions a year more on average than each thin person, adding up to an extra one billion tonnes of CO2 a year in a population of one billion overweight people.

The European Union estimates each EU citizen accounts for 11 tonnes of greenhouse gas emissions a year.


What bloody bollocks, its not like we fart like dog or burp like a dairy heifer all day. Thank god we have John Key at the helm - Helen would have instituted a fart tax on fatties on the back of this research. Hell, now she is in the UN , she will be claiming that poor people should stay thin to save the planet from the ravages of global warming!

Where are the economists doing the counter study looking at our high rate of consumerism that helps stoke flagging economies? We should be revered, put on a pedestal ( albeit with a sturdy base) as citizens to emulate. After all we live hard and die quick from the good life. That saves a hell of a lot of hot air.





Friday, 27 March 2009

PAUL HENRY- KING OF UN- PC

Well we have been watching the growing tide of angst over Paul Henry's comments about the abundant flora on the face of Greenpeace campaigner Stephanie Mills face the other morning.

She sports one of those 70's porn star upper lip adornments. -A moustache. One to be proud of if you are a bloke or a feminazi but not something you would wish to impose on people gobbing their cocopops in the morning .

We love Paul Henry - he is totally irreverent. He is all we would want to be in a broadcaster and he still finds time to take the piss out of himself.

And for the record we suffer from poly cystic ovaries and have a moustache and some nasty undergrowth on our chin that needs daily tending to.
( weird thing is the stuff down below is thinning out - a serious design fault we reckon)
So we wax, pluck, and fry it off all the time.

So go for it Paul keep us laughing at ourselves , take the piss and then take it some more.