BUSTBLONDE FRATERNISES WITH THE LEFT

We are astounded, Bustedblonde was apparently seen with none other that the cherubic faced pinko unionist Matt McCarten in Auckland yesterday. She has told us that she was quite taken by the strategy maestro and his passion for the cause - the United the Union. He was sporting a little lapel button that said UTU United the Union..

The Dark Prince of lefty politics was in the company of the most popular talkback duo in the country - John Tamihere and Willy Jackson. Dark deeds were being plotted - but maybe thats because they are all Maori fellas.

Anyway. Bustedblonde drank and scoffed with them and undoubtedly increased her already substantial girth. We are expecting that Whale Oil and Cactus will be calling for her expulsion from the VWRC forthwith.

Apparently the three Maori Sopranos are going to be at a very important function this weekend . Lady June, Willys mama is getting her gong from the Guvnor General.

John Banks and Len Brown will be there along with Rodney Hide but apparently Maori MP's have been slow to respond to their invites..

Seems the Urban / tribal Maori bullshit is still alive and well.

BROTHER LOVE

We don't really give a rats arse about Auckland politics. But the battle for super city supremacy has us enthralled. Len Brown's troughing including a Christmas ham is now the stuff of legend as is this bizarre performance - a mixture of arrogance , contrition, evangelism and pure melodrama had us in stitches.

Now he is saying the chest beating face slapping gesture was a Maori way of saying come talk to me face to face. What a load of kuri bollocks.

Its not. Len Brown is a just weird white try hard.

However, we think he has a future in God bothering.

ITS CCOS YOU COULDNT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

We can hear the howls of protest as the impact of Rodney's Auckland Super City reforms start to bed in hear in Wellington. Aspiring super city leaders are suddenly are faced with the realisation that their 75% of the city's services will be run like businesses by independent directors.

The directors of the Council Controlled Organisation CCOS will be appointed by the government with no input from the local politicians.

Fantastic! its akin to the ERO taking a look at a school - finding its in disarray and appointing a commissioner to sort it out . Aucklands civic leaders have presided over piecemeal, ah hoc services for decades.
They are collectively responsible for the position that the beating heart of the country now finds itself in - clogged arteries.
So why the hell do they think that they should be entitled to have a say in who sorts the bloody mess out?

Go Rodney we say. Sort it. Bring in the toughest pragmatists you can find. Tough leaders with really big balls. The whole country will benefit from a durable solution.