WHALE STOPS WELLINGTON TRAFFIC

This headline stopped us in our tracks. Had the mighty Whale ventured south to vent closer to the politicians who fear his blog?
Nah its wasnt him. Just some big tasty fish lazing in the sun.

THAT WAS THEN THIS IS NOW

Cactus has done a great piss take of Auckland's young loverlies who have been featured in the NZ Herald as NOW girls.

We are a WAS girl. WAS cool once now just wrinkly, grumpy and loving every moment.

So if we were asked the same questions as the NOW girls - what would be the answers. ?

Age: 49 and fucking fabulous

What she does: Blogger, mother, public servant and company director.

Career highlights: Teaching inmates how to put on condoms. Holding the Southern steinlager sculling title.

Future plans: Replace David Garrett in Parliament - go on Rodney you know I would back you up and I wouldn't trip over my tongue like that misogynistic arrogant git.

Creative Ethos. Take it to the limit and when you get there - gloat.

Creative goals: Never ever, ever be predictable except for the days we dine at Zicos and we always have fish, or at Tulsis where we always have butter chicken kiwi hot.

Anything else you want to do? Eat at Tetsuyas . and Rick Steins. Have all my mates turn up for my 50th next year on Stewart Island and drink the place dry and dine on crayfish, oysters and paua for the whole weekend. Drink more Christal bubbles. Still be able to laugh like a hyena when I'm seventy without wetting my nana knickers.

Her style: Fat chick velvet glam with lots of fur trim and sensible shoes. ( Apart from our prada sandals. )

Friday Limerick

Homepaddock has poems - Im going celtic

limericks thanks to politickles

this one says it all really!

THE RULES
We can tell filthy lies about you
And there’s nothing at all you can do,
But we’ll make such a fuss
If you criticize us
Even if what you say is quite true.


DEAL OR NO DEAL
All the movers and shakers are shaken,
But, unless I am greatly mistaken,
We will not get a look
At the PM's black book,
Cause she'll clam up to bring home the bacon.