Friday Limerick

Homepaddock has poems - Im going celtic

limericks thanks to politickles

this one says it all really!

THE RULES
We can tell filthy lies about you
And there’s nothing at all you can do,
But we’ll make such a fuss
If you criticize us
Even if what you say is quite true.


DEAL OR NO DEAL
All the movers and shakers are shaken,
But, unless I am greatly mistaken,
We will not get a look
At the PM's black book,
Cause she'll clam up to bring home the bacon.