Around the World at Easter

Posted by Lambcut.

The US is to begin drone strikes on Libyan targets. Games without frontiers war without tears.

Your iPhone knows where you are and it can tell other people, like the IRD, the Police and your spouse’s divorce lawyer.

24 people had themselves nailed to crosses in the Philippines, to demonstrate their Christian love.

Live on Italian TV, a little girl asked Pope Benedict to explain the suffering caused by the Japanese tsunami. Poor old Bene the Rat was buggered if he knew about that.

In Israel yesterday, WikiLeaks revealed that whilst in opposition, Benjamin Netanyahu tried to make Ehud Olmert attack Iran. Benjamin is Prime Minister now. Watch out Iran.

And in the UK, Kate Middleton’s face was found on a jelly bean. It’s a good likeness too.

TO THE GLORY OF THE iPHONE

In the beginning was the phone and the phone was with God and the phone was God .

All things came into being through the Phone and apart from the Phone nothing came to be that has come to be.

In the phone was life and it was the Light of men ( and sheilas) but not gay people.

And we saw the Glory of the Phone, full of Grace and Truth.

So behold the phone that takes away all sin but is down on gays.

Behold the phone, for it reminds me that horoscopes are the instruments of the false prophets.

Confessional Texts 99cents ask your father( not The Father ) first.

Praise be to the phone and three giddays to Mary.

App only $1.99 with all money going to the upkeep of the mansion for old priests who molested

little kids and lonely mothers.