50 SHADES OF PAY AND CONFIRM

I  have been watching the Labour leadership battle with a great deal of interest. It is clear Shane Jones is emerging as the peoples prince. He has always been a classy orator in both Maori and English. He appears lazy but that's because he is inherently a very smart man  - intellectually fecund in fact. He was born to rule.

So his time has come - so to speak.

  2 rumours have been circulating the beltway - the first relates to Jones state of health. He  fought off bowel cancer- but the word is that it is back - easy to believe as it seems he is fighting for the top job on the left as  if he has nothing to  lose.

The second relates to his infamous indiscretion - his onanistic play in a lonely hotel room egged on by the frantic coupling of some  pneumatic porn starlets.  His remote decision to pay and confirm resulted in political emasculation for a while but at the time the kumara vine was heavy with the rumour that it was not Shane who had wracked up the porn bills  but a member of his whanau.

He came dangerously close to showing undue favouritism in the Bill Liu scandal. And if there is anything that points to a serious personality flaw then this is it but in this scandal he proved to be as slippery as a coozer covered in KY.

Shanes crime was never about the porn. It was about expecting the taxpayer to foot the bill even if he paid back the charges eventually.

Yet it seems to be the fact he watched porn that dogs him . The irony is that the heavily pornographic novel 50  shades of grey is a world wide best seller. Millions of sticky fingers turned the pages as readers became  engrossed by its scintillating romp in the musky world of slap and tickle. The fine line between pleasure and pain was bolded  in everyday ink.   Now it is to be made into a movie - thus mainstreaming the masterbatory murk.

So Shanes guilty pleasure, if indeed that is what it was, will soon be available at Video Easy for all the aunties to watch.

Labour is such a broad church  encompassing vast differences in the religion of  lefty politics that this race  could well see all three candidates get close to  30 percent of the vote each . And as the factions bow to such very different political idols  - it is unthinkable that either Robertson or Cunliffe will bow out at the 11th hour if it  looks like Jones is gaining too much support. Dogged by Dogma they are.

Jones is the dark war hardened  stallion and knows it. He makes the other two look like braying mules. Hooton says as much today in NBR.

Jones , the peoples prince may yet get his money shot.

THE NEXT SEXUAL REVOLUTION?

We think so.

The country is all agog after it was revealed that Pam Corkery was considering doing a reality TV programme on creating a brothel for women .

We are neither surprised nor dismayed by the idea.

Firstly, we need to look at the changing landscape of sexual politics. Its warped due to the intense societal shifts we are seeing. Like the fact that childless couples, rather than families are becoming the biggest cohort in our communities.

And we are becoming serial monogamists - Partners yes but often of short to medium term ( ten years.)

And while sexual interaction once required us to actually meet and engage with people we are now able to indulge in sexual activity without touching or even talking to someone.

Online is where it is at.

And there is a hell of a lot of people at it.

Ask any Broadband supplier about porn peaks.

We chat, we "date" and with skype and other video conferencing we can actually indulge in sexual play without an exchange of body fluids.

We have done a bit of a squizz around the net and everyone, this may come as a surprise , but there is a huge change in the way that pornography is now working on the net.

Once it wasn't free. With online porn it used to be pay as you go.. Or maybe Pay, Come and Go.

Now there is an astounding array of free video porn for the masses. Hours and hours of it on a huge list of sites. Popular catagories, amateur, bondage, lesbian, mature, MILF, soft, hardcore, women, and then you can sub catagorise - so blonde buxom older woman. . Its a sextrix that caters to every fantasy every taste.

Often its in low resolution, often very amateurish but some of it is high quality and some of it is obviously illegal. Girls and boys who are far too young.

Attached to the free video porn sites are the chat and interaction sites that make the porn merchants the money. After the videos wear thin the users can tap into what is a peep show.

You can take a look see first before you commit to an interactive session with a real person.

Its a virtual red light district. And you pay for the one on one or one on many - whatever your fancy.

But still no relationship.In a purely physical sense, sure needs will be met. And its very safe.

However, we are still a tactile species and the need for intimacy and touch is still strong.

So what about the online dating sites?

They are cheap. You start linking up, then you can organise to meet up and that when things can go seriously wrong. There have been murders and rapes and I suspect many women and indeed a few men have had some very bad experiences they would be too embarrassed to take to the authorities because there is still a stigma attached to online dating.

Now one cannot discount the danger of the zipless fuck - the hook up in a dark bar, the frantic mating and the hurried exit in the early hours. But normally there are others who know you are with someone. Its not totally anonymous.

So the idea of a discrete service for women who want sex with no ties but with a degree of safety is a good one. And women now have a new sexual freedom in our changing society.

The cougar phenomenon is a reality. There is a lot of alpha pussy of many ages out there. Sit them down and they will tell you that they would not discount paying for sex. It has value like good shoes, handbags, facials, manicures, champagne, cars.

But like Cactus says, its going to have to be quality. No pile drivers. No two minute tossers.

Nope. What the power pussies will want and demand - is quality. Someone who is carefully skilled in the art of pleasure. Not his. Theirs.

We reckon its an idea whose time has very simply - come.

On and in case you are wondering - we didn't go blind researching for this blog. True.

ROARPORN HAS HEALTHY INTEREST IN POSTERIORS

Queen Bee at the Hive appears to be worried about the moral decline of the RoarPrawn. So what, if we like boys bums. We llike boys fronts too but dont want to offend our mums.

And this is not a bad bum but is fluffy and we dont like fluffy bums.


And we can see how many times people visit this site and which pages they view and Queen Bee has been visiting this particular site a lot.

what can that mean ?????