THE NEXT SEXUAL REVOLUTION?

We think so.

The country is all agog after it was revealed that Pam Corkery was considering doing a reality TV programme on creating a brothel for women .

We are neither surprised nor dismayed by the idea.

Firstly, we need to look at the changing landscape of sexual politics. Its warped due to the intense societal shifts we are seeing. Like the fact that childless couples, rather than families are becoming the biggest cohort in our communities.

And we are becoming serial monogamists - Partners yes but often of short to medium term ( ten years.)

And while sexual interaction once required us to actually meet and engage with people we are now able to indulge in sexual activity without touching or even talking to someone.

Online is where it is at.

And there is a hell of a lot of people at it.

Ask any Broadband supplier about porn peaks.

We chat, we "date" and with skype and other video conferencing we can actually indulge in sexual play without an exchange of body fluids.

We have done a bit of a squizz around the net and everyone, this may come as a surprise , but there is a huge change in the way that pornography is now working on the net.

Once it wasn't free. With online porn it used to be pay as you go.. Or maybe Pay, Come and Go.

Now there is an astounding array of free video porn for the masses. Hours and hours of it on a huge list of sites. Popular catagories, amateur, bondage, lesbian, mature, MILF, soft, hardcore, women, and then you can sub catagorise - so blonde buxom older woman. . Its a sextrix that caters to every fantasy every taste.

Often its in low resolution, often very amateurish but some of it is high quality and some of it is obviously illegal. Girls and boys who are far too young.

Attached to the free video porn sites are the chat and interaction sites that make the porn merchants the money. After the videos wear thin the users can tap into what is a peep show.

You can take a look see first before you commit to an interactive session with a real person.

Its a virtual red light district. And you pay for the one on one or one on many - whatever your fancy.

But still no relationship.In a purely physical sense, sure needs will be met. And its very safe.

However, we are still a tactile species and the need for intimacy and touch is still strong.

So what about the online dating sites?

They are cheap. You start linking up, then you can organise to meet up and that when things can go seriously wrong. There have been murders and rapes and I suspect many women and indeed a few men have had some very bad experiences they would be too embarrassed to take to the authorities because there is still a stigma attached to online dating.

Now one cannot discount the danger of the zipless fuck - the hook up in a dark bar, the frantic mating and the hurried exit in the early hours. But normally there are others who know you are with someone. Its not totally anonymous.

So the idea of a discrete service for women who want sex with no ties but with a degree of safety is a good one. And women now have a new sexual freedom in our changing society.

The cougar phenomenon is a reality. There is a lot of alpha pussy of many ages out there. Sit them down and they will tell you that they would not discount paying for sex. It has value like good shoes, handbags, facials, manicures, champagne, cars.

But like Cactus says, its going to have to be quality. No pile drivers. No two minute tossers.

Nope. What the power pussies will want and demand - is quality. Someone who is carefully skilled in the art of pleasure. Not his. Theirs.

We reckon its an idea whose time has very simply - come.

On and in case you are wondering - we didn't go blind researching for this blog. True.

DPF FEARS NO COMPETITION

Now david p farrar aka Kiwiblog seems to be a happy soul and at his age being a happy soul means you are well feed, well watered and well laid.

So it was with great interest we read this story about a girl drought on Great Barrier Island, one of Mr Farrars hidey out places.

So we can come to one of two conclusions..

• David has secured a permanent bit of island crumpet which must piss off some of the crusty old dispairing dogs who call the place home.

• Or David the uber politico geek is the girl magnet we suspected some time ago and he is finding easy pickins on the hippy hidey away..

So Whaleoil can play with his dork as his on site popularity grows but he is beached in the sexy stakes- its DPF who leads that race.

IS TREVOR IN LUST?

We reckon the Labour Lycra loving bovver boy Trev Mallard is developing a bit of a thing for Cactus Kate - the prickly puss of Hong Kong. We know when the Red Alert guys start lurking around the blogs..

They leave a trail of red breadcrumbs along the cyber highways and byways of blogdom. And we can tell you they have been lurking. Well some of them anyway.

Now we like Trevor's blogs - they are the only thing worth reading over at Red Alert and he is quite good lunch company as well - despite being a socialist arsewipe.

Today in the House during Question Time in an exchange between Cunliffe and Joyce., in a total random outburst Mallard was heard to shout out this reference to the spiny spinster: " What did Cactus Kate say about it!"

It was noticed, it drew gasps of shock. Others were stunned.

We think that Trev has all the sex appeal of a dead possum.

We think it is strange... like - whats that about? - strange.... But that small phrase has the beltway a buzz and was mentioned in hushed tones at functions all over town tonight.

Is Trevor in lust ? Is he harbouring a virtual obsession for Kate?

What does he do in the privacy of his own office while reading the pithy wit of the Hong Kong Harridan?

Does he have her picture as a screen saver?

Does he skype her?

We think the idea of Cactus shagging Trev is preposterous and the only way she would jump his bones is in the name of research - perhaps to find the answer that vexing question - Are Labour politicians better lovers that capitalists?

We wonder does he have any trips planned to Hong Kong?

What ever does this mean?