NOPE HOLD THAT THOUGHT - ALASDAIR THOMPSON IS A DICK

Okay he is a dick. This story in the Herald on Sunday will be his final undoing. What a big swinging dick - wanker.

We got it wrong yesterday.

But its not sexism that has been his undoing its the one thing that always undoes men and for that matter - arrogance. Blinds the powerful to reason and and good sense more than any other vice.

It will be very interesting to see who the EMA (northern) replace him with and when they replace him they should do something about their website- its a dogs breakfast.

But it does not excuse Campbell Live for its shameful reporting of this matter. No doubt they will use these latest revelations as a justification for what they did to Thompson in the Forbes interview.

WANKY DECISION ON NAME

A group of West Coast women who entered a netball team in the Sydney Masters Games have had to change their team name. It was Master Baiters..... The double entendre is lit with incorrect pronunciation.

So the women took a pull and and now are the Master Netters.

We dont get it. Masturbaiting is good for your health. And the Masters Games is all about promoting good health.

PC .... wankers.....

LABOUR PARTY CAPTURED BY PROPHYLACTIC POLITICS

Well fuck me.

What can we say. The economic outlook is getting better but is still bloody dire, Labour realises that its policies of collective protectionism - aka the Nanny state pissed everyone off, but they still have the temerity to come out at their conference with a new policy of giving everyone free condoms.

But its rainbow sector group says it should only be for "basic" condoms - meaning the subsidy would not extend to the flavoured and ribbed varieties.

The party's rank-and-file will today vote on the proposal, which its promoters say would help cut down on unplanned pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Duh. The lefty fun police will only fund " plain condoms" Goff's big idea are no frills love gloves. What vision! What leadership!

Just goes to show that if you get a group of labour politicians in one room - their focus is still on getting into peoples bedrooms and bathrooms and then taking all the fun out of it.

We think from this day forward we will rename Goff - Spanky in honour of the what we think is their silliest " big" idea ever.