Sunday 13 September 2009

LABOUR PARTY CAPTURED BY PROPHYLACTIC POLITICS


Well fuck me.

What can we say. The economic outlook is getting better but is still bloody dire, Labour realises that its policies of collective protectionism - aka the Nanny state pissed everyone off, but they still have the temerity to come out at their conference with a new policy of giving everyone free condoms.

But its rainbow sector group says it should only be for "basic" condoms - meaning the subsidy would not extend to the flavoured and ribbed varieties.

The party's rank-and-file will today vote on the proposal, which its promoters say would help cut down on unplanned pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.



Duh. The lefty fun police will only fund " plain condoms" Goff's big idea are no frills love gloves. What vision! What leadership!

Just goes to show that if you get a group of labour politicians in one room - their focus is still on getting into peoples bedrooms and bathrooms and then taking all the fun out of it.

We think from this day forward we will rename Goff - Spanky in honour of the what we think is their silliest " big" idea ever.

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