SOLID ENERGY CLEAN UP ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION

Solid Energy is a responsible company that cares for the environment. It is in the business of extracting coal from the Earth and the company does a bloody good job getting the land back to the way it was after they have finished mining.

However their latest move has eclipsed all their previous environmental protections.

<---------They have removed one of the most hideous dirty smelly eyesores in Happy Valley
And they have made sure that it will not be back.

While under the previous government they were forced to go at Snails pace, under this administration common sense has prevailed and they can get on with doing what they do best, mine coal.

We think that the Solid Energy should be given this years Green Ribbon Award for Environmental Champions for their efforts in reducing visual pollution onthe West Coast.

The snail huggers will be very unhappy . Time to get a job boys and girls , time to get a job.

UPDATE: Well slather the snails in garlic butter - someone in Solid Energy has a sense of humour. They biffed the rabid snail huggers off the mine site on EARTH DAY.

The Greens are as snotty as - snail snot.

We cant stop laughing !

RUMBLE WITH THE GRUMBLE

Well it appears that Grumble thinks he has a good plan for Busted Blonde to lose some weight. We don't get it. He has joined us up to PETA

Pamela Anderson fronts it from time to time , now we thought Grumble was promoting BB as the new front for PETA - we have the right assets.

But no, he reckons that we should be helping them with their PR after they tried to get Minister for Spider Bites

and Natures Flatulence, Nick Smith to support their cause by pleading with him to go vego.

Now we know that Nick Smith is no vego - he definitely does not like muttonbirds and we chewed his arse off one day and he definitely did not have a vege taste about him. So Peta was on to a loser from the start by asking Dr Smith to come to the aid of their banana loving rank and file.

Now Alf reckoned that eating veges and giving up meat would see us slim. Bollocks. We will trim the fat off our lamb chop and wriggle and giggle our way to Sweating with Socialists to get rid of the lard or our arse thank you very much.



And Alf had is wrong - we don't do PR. We are into Affairs - the more Public the better - Its says so on our card. PR is way too boring for us.

BLUE SKIES SHINING ON ME

If anyone doubted that climate change was a lot of hot air, how about this latest nonsense from the Ministry for the Environment.
Because of a recent drought (ie, because it got hotter) New Zealand’s agriculture production fell and so we have again met our Kyoto obligations!

In other words, when it gets hotter, New Zealand obeys the rules! So climate change is the solution to our Kyoto deficit! When is someone going to call time on all this crap? A drought does far more to reduce emissions than any ETS, carbon tax or other Kyoto bullshit.

PRAGMATISM RULES OK.

We see that a few peoples jobs are are under threat over at Environment house. Thats a bugger but we expect there will be more. Now no-one wants job losses but what we must have is a public service that offers a better and more targeted service to the public. We note that one of the things that National is getting rid of if the Go green government scheme. It was a big piece of PR feel good fluff.

Now all we want to know is can we please get rid of our desk top bacteria bin!