Now it seems that Cactus came from a dairy farm so you would think she knows a bit about the milk biz and indeed she shows a reasonable understanding of what goes on and even a fine grasp of economics as she backs Economist Brent Wheelers views on the mega dairy hotel planned for the McKenzie Basin.
And she so eloquently describes Dairy farms - green underfoot they maybe but we are kidding ourselves as a nation if we believe it is Milk au naturelle...
She also misses on one critical point and stunningly its about sex and cows or sex with cows and bulls.
There is no one time coupling with a rampant bull - nope.The closest a cow gets to the bovine hanky panky is a brief encounter with a sterile straw of semen. The poor cows don't even get to have a bit of natural nooky.
We agree with Cactus and Brent. The market needs options - and the McKenzie mega cow hotel will give the international market options. And at least this way our bloody streams wont get overrun with cowshit.
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Oh do fuck off.
The last time I looked in the paddock there was Roger (Douglas) and David (Lange). The farmer even named them.
He took great pleasure in getting them slaughtered.
If there are no bulls then its equally as disgraceful as they never get to have sex, just up the duff by tube.
So all this stuff about the young bull being dead keen and finishing with a bit of prem ejack versus the old dude gracing way down hill and sliding through the herd at great ease, aplomb and a thrill for many Doris's is all rubbish?
Market opportunity # 397, Hotel Bovillon ?
But a clever cow refuses to conceive with a straw and gets to meet a bull a bit later...
We sold a bull to a dairy farm - he was utterly amazed to find himself delivered into a paddock of 70 gorgeous jersey heifers all nubile and making gaga eyes at him. Guessing he didn't eat or sleep for three weeks...
Wino's right - cows which don't conceive with AI get to play with the bull.
nemisis
Cows as we have read here are not actually self-centred. If they were they wouldn't follow the other cows so easily to the shed every night.
I'm surprised how many NZers seem to give a fuck about Air New Zealand's crackers. But guess what? They do.
Clearly you think they should all direct their attention and be starting to give a fuck about someone as important and proclaimed as yourself.
But alas the crackers are more interesting. Blub for you.
http://homepaddock.wordpress.com/2009/12/10/the-bull-still-has-a-place/#comment-12961
Withdraw and apologise please.
cactus - seen latest blog..
Clearly you must be a man.
Every woman over 20 would love to be described as a teenager. Me included.
As for perpetually drunk. Not true however if it was, wouldn't life be grand?
You sound like you need a root. Fonterra should alert their suppliers forthwith in case you get the urge to jump the fence.
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