Seems that a suspicious package had turned up and purported to be a bomb. It now appears that it was full of live cluster flies. The revelation nearly made us fall off our taxpayer funded tilt five ways chair. The horror of it!
Cluster flies are the things that will be left when Global Warming goes bad... They are even worse than cockroaches - you can squash cockroaches. Not so the cluster fly fuckers... They are the most insidious insect - they appear half dead but seem to operate collectively ( Socialist flies!!!) and they gather in great big swarms and they love the Wairarapa.
The will fly into you and have no fear. Despite their low geared flight they are quicker than a hummingbird at getting past a swat. And their low grade hum eats at your brain.
One wonders what David Carter did to incur such wrath as they are truly a plague for this decade.
Maybe they are some insidious plot by Labour to infiltrate the Beehive and are in fact flying nanobots.
Bring back DDT we say - fast......
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A plague of them over this way at the moment
Lots in North Otago last year but almost none this year.
Cluster Flies have been a big problem in many parts of New Zealand this year. Kiwicare monitors the level of enquiries regarding how to prevent them and get rid of them, and we have found the number of enquiries has been growing each year for the past several years.
Happily we can advise those poor people with infestations on How to Get Rid of Cluster Flies. Perhaps we should contact the Beehive to see if they need help.
Cluster Flies have been a big problem in many parts of New Zealand this year. Kiwicare monitors the level of enquiries regarding how to prevent them and get rid of them, and we have found the number of enquiries has been growing each year for the past several years.
Happily we can advise those poor people with infestations on How to Get Rid of Cluster Flies. Perhaps we should contact the Beehive to see if they need help.
Thanks for the pest advice Pest Advice. I'm told that if one has birds one is fond of in the vicinity, such as chickens or, for sake of argument, a peacock, then the No Insects product is probably not feasible, as the chooks will eat it and die. Is this correct?
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