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Green party MP Catherine Delahunty was on the six o’clock news tonight. Lambcut’s esteemed husband, Duke Nukem was watching. Busted Blonde and the Brunette are politically right of Genghis Khan. Well let me tell you, Duke Nukem makes them look like an episode of the Care Bears. I am Mme Duke Nukem the 4th. He had three wives and a veritable harem of girlfriends before he married me. He undoubtedly knows in minutia how women look, on a good hair day or bad. Duke’s reaction to Ms Delahunty was one of shock momentarily, turning to horror and then revulsion. Clearly, he had never seen her before and was unprepared on that basis.
I wondered, why is it that women on the left make so little of their personal presentation? I know we are in Paul Henry territory here. “It’s a lady with a moustache! It’s a lady with a moustache!!!?” And, it was a lady with a moustache.
The Duke and I were in Harvey Normans recently on an IT acquisition mission. Once we completed the mission, we passed time perusing the variety of gadgetry available. Duke spotted a pink battery operated pussy trimmer and kindly offered to buy it for me. When Duke Nukem offers to buy you a pink battery operated pussy trimmer there is not much mystery as to the why of it. The only mystery is why women from the left of the political spectrum can’t even manage to do their faces.
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nice piece of body painting, the caesarean scar gives a nice touch to the forehead
The only mystery is why women from the left of the political spectrum can’t even manage to do their faces.
You've provided the answer yourself:
Duke’s reaction to Ms Delahunty was one of shock momentarily, turning to horror and then revulsion.
Winding up blokes like Paul Henry and "Duke Nukem" is an end in itself - Delahunty's work here is done.
Not only the mo Lambcut, the words that burst forth made absolutely no sense at all. It was like she was spouting some foreign language.
Hard to know what the perfect pubic hairstyle is.
The Brazilian is good for disease prevention and eliminating crabs. It does however have that disturbing overtone of pedophilia.
The overgrown garden, while having a primal earthy quality, makes dining at the Y a nose tickling experience.
Perhaps bare lips with a neat triangle or landing strip on the bar top is best ?
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