Saturday, 21 May 2011

Did the Rapture Occur at 6pm?

Posted by Lambcut

Going by TV and the internet, it does not appear that the rapture or taking up of Christians to heaven in a miraculous twinkling of an eye occurred at 6pm as predicted by US Evangelical broadcaster Harold Camping.

Having said that, I am an atheist and one can be reasonably sure that I would not be taken up in the rapture. I really can't be certain whether it took place or not. My husband is a lapsed Roman Catholic and indulges in many of the deadly sins quite regularly. He is still right here eating red meat and drinking bourbon as I write. He tells me he is horny. In fact that's one thing you can always rely on him to be. I don’t like to be judgemental but I think it excessively unlikely that he would be taken up in the rapture either. No definitive conclusions can be drawn.

It is a cold night, and I have not been outside to check if any Christians are missing. In any event, I’m not sure I know any Christians or where one might look for them on a Saturday. If you know of a Christian and can ascertain whether or not they disappeared suddenly around 6pm today, please post a comment letting us know.


Adolf Fiinkensein said...

Any man who drinks bourbon while eating red meat deserves to be carted off.

Suggest you ration his Viagra.

KiwiGirl said...

Well 6 o'clock won't arrive in Hawaii until our time 4pm on Sunday. So there is still a lot of time for it to be 6pm somewhere in the world.
Fortunately, I won't be going. I'm having too much fun here.

Anonymous said...

Busted Blonde is missing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hone Harawira is a goner. Maybe he is a Christian.