Posted by Lambcut
Going by TV and the internet, it does not appear that the rapture or taking up of Christians to heaven in a miraculous twinkling of an eye occurred at 6pm as predicted by US Evangelical broadcaster Harold Camping.
Having said that, I am an atheist and one can be reasonably sure that I would not be taken up in the rapture. I really can't be certain whether it took place or not. My husband is a lapsed Roman Catholic and indulges in many of the deadly sins quite regularly. He is still right here eating red meat and drinking bourbon as I write. He tells me he is horny. In fact that's one thing you can always rely on him to be. I don’t like to be judgemental but I think it excessively unlikely that he would be taken up in the rapture either. No definitive conclusions can be drawn.
It is a cold night, and I have not been outside to check if any Christians are missing. In any event, I’m not sure I know any Christians or where one might look for them on a Saturday. If you know of a Christian and can ascertain whether or not they disappeared suddenly around 6pm today, please post a comment letting us know.
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4 comments:
Any man who drinks bourbon while eating red meat deserves to be carted off.
Suggest you ration his Viagra.
Well 6 o'clock won't arrive in Hawaii until our time 4pm on Sunday. So there is still a lot of time for it to be 6pm somewhere in the world.
Fortunately, I won't be going. I'm having too much fun here.
Busted Blonde is missing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hone Harawira is a goner. Maybe he is a Christian.
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