Friday, 11 June 2010

Spanking the monkey

I am surprised by the assumption being made in some of the more extreme parts of the blogosphere that Shane Jones was not just watching pornographic movies but was also "feeding the chickens" , "shaking hands with the unemployed", or "choking the black mamba". I think that until DNA evidence can be produced linking Shane Jones to a hotel carpet then all of the horrid name calling should stop.


cnr joe said...

there are duvets to be considered.

B.S. said...

Indeed a complete forensic examination of the alleged crime scenes should be completed. Despite this, until Cameron Slater can produce a "blue dress" he should withdraw his new nick name for Shane Jones "tugger".

Barnsley Bill said...

why else would you watch porn?