Sunday, 17 May 2009


  • Two high profile press secretaries will resign in the next 3 months.

  • Richard Worth wont last the year out as Minster
  • Shane Jones will feel the full heat of an inquiry into Bill Liu
  • The Securities Commission will be given greater powers
  • Beaujolais will order more champagne next time we have a party.
  • Winston will marry Jan Trotman
  • Deborah Coddington will separate from her legal squeeze
  • Whale Oil will get his own TV show -a mix of Rove and Jackass
  • GonZo will write a novel and get famous
  • Swine Flu will mutate
  • Cactus will fall in love
  • Rodney will get engaged
  • Jim Anderton will leave parliament
  • Melissa Lee will go close to taking Mt Albert
  • Fairfax will scrap a Sunday paper by Xmas
  • A new online newspaper to rival them all will become a " must read " by this time next year
  • The world economy will go into freefall again - we are just seeing the deat cat bounce.


LaFemme said...

So long and thanks for the fish.

Anonymous said...

One last question to add.
Will we find out the full prawn story?