Wednesday, 15 April 2009


Ma and Pa have the near perfect life. They live in Alexandra and when the want takes them, they head for the highway in Bugsy's Burrow, their beloved motorhome.

They meet all sorts of people and some of them have become life long friends. A couple of weeks back they met up with some Aussies in a Hire Motorhome at the canals near Omarama, who were heading to dads place of birth, Stewart Island. As people do, they soon worked out they shared a common ancestor Rob Roy McGregor. Bonds were cemented.
As they prepared to fish together, the Aussie brought out his pride and joy. It was a travelling set of fishing rods reels and stuff that fitted in a plastic container the size of a cake tin. Dad was envious. Everyone was deeply impressed. Dad helped the Aussie set up his lines and they caught fish, lots of fish.

Soon the Aussies departed and headed their motorhome south, bound for Stewart Island. That night as dad packed up Bugsy's Burrow he spied the plastic container full of his distant relatives fishing gear.

They called up the " nephew" Vaughn Fisher star of the TV3 series Million dollar catch who lives in Bluff.

They didn't have much to go on - Dad told Vaughn to leave a message with the Stewart Island Ferry for "An Aussie called Dave who was a descendant of Rob Roy McGregor who had lost his fishing gear." 24 hours later mum and dad got a call.

Dave the Aussie, was stunned and ecstatic to get his very expensive fishing gear back.

Anyway, mum told Dave everyone was curious, as in amongst the mini rods and reels was a small bright purple thing about 4 inches long that hummed. The consensus was that it was some sort of fish attractant.

Er, no the Aussie said, it was his wife's vibrator. Seems that on their worldly travels he and his missus had copped a bit of flack from Customs over the vibrator. So he hid it in the fishing gear.

Mum reckons that the look on the old mans face when he heard what it was, has her wondering if he didn't try it out on the trout. He aint talking.


S U C C A T said...

Great post, BB, that's quite a yarn!

I always keep an eye out for "Bugsy's Burrow" on the road; no sightings to date . . .

Do they pick up hitchhikers?


Cactus Kate said...

4 inches? Not quite long enough I am afraid.

Lee C said...

I think you find that it is the average length . . .
Perhaps if hubby spent less time fishing, the said device might be rendered redundant . . though I doubt it.

LAMBCUT said...

Cactus, you ought to know that small vibrators are for anal sex, if you want more than 4 inches in there you are perverse; Father of BB and Lambcut, if you can't recognise a vibrator by now you are an embarrassment to your children; BB as a matter of good taste and propriety, you should never have put references to fish and sex toys in the same paragraph.

Cactus Kate said...

I thought small vibrators Lambcut were for Chinese women or gifts from men with small cocks who don't want wife to know there is anything out there larger.

Anal sex? That's for sheep isn't it?