LABOUR DIGS DIRT THAT NEEDS CARBON DATED.

The Herald reckons it has a news story that exposes Key in someway - It may be a very old history lesson - but that's about all - Key was about 26 at the time of the supposed " incidents" involving the H -fee issue of two decades ago.

And it appears his biggest crime is that he had lunch with a dodgy bugger who may have been part of the financial scam.

Funny isn't it, how Labour Party President Mike Williams with his fat cat salaries that must total - around $150k plus - has the time to try and dig a bit of mud on John Key - bloody hell Labour must be desperate.

So lets see how many dodgy buggers we have had lunch with over the years. And this list is by no means exhaustive.

Well when BB was a bit younger:

• A couple of wandering husbands, names withheld to protect their children.
• Two bent coppers.
• John Tamihere
• The bloke who used to distrubute the drugs for Mr Suburban the mate of Mr Asia.
  
• A high profile trade unionist who got into a bit of shit in Russia who made Bill Anderson and Sonya Davies very grumpy and who was also a very very close friend of Annette King.
• Winston - often, and he never paid and we have the receipts to prove it.
• Johnny Glozier - with Winston at Nicolinis.
• Vela, Talley, - not dodgy but they are bloody cunning.
• At least three gang leaders , one black power, one mongrel mob and a couple of white power crime bosses including one called Nigger Joe.
• On Friday nights at the Wellesley Club we used to have a few beers and dinner with the odd struck off lawyer or two. ( names withheld to ensure we still get good legal advice for nothing.)
• A murderer or two. - Long story - crimes of passion.

So if having lunch with a few interesting people from time to time is a crime - then string me and thousands of other New Zealanders up on the nearest tree.