Wednesday 22 October 2008

LIGHTBULB JOKES


Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?

A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it

a surprising twist at the end.

Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself

symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in

a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of

nothingness.


Q: How many spin doctors in the PM’s office does it take to change a light

bulb?


A: Four - One to say that no one could have foreseen the bulb's

burning out, one to spin stories for newspapers that the PM’s

bulb-changing program is working well, and one to go out on talk

shows to accuse the NATs of being weak on energy efficiency and one to spin that it’s just a discussion document.

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