SAD BASTARDS GOVERNMENT

Bloody hell , Christmas crackers join the growing list of things this government wants to regulate



So far we have

Dribbly showers

Christmas Crackers

Lighbulbs

Pies

McDonalds



Remember there is a whole department inside the Ministry of Health called HEHA

Healthy Eating Healthy Action



That acts as the food police...



We also have Women's Affairs as the feminine Thought police

Building and Housing - the Leaky police



But we dont have enough police to keep dairy owners safe on the hard streets of South Auckland



We can't have a sad bastards government for another term - we need good bastards to look after this country and give us the freedom to make our own decisions and keep us safe.