BALLSY

We are going to buy some of these , golf balls with Tigers manky shags,
( they do not qualify as mistresses) faces plastered on them.

Brilliant.

So why aren't they mistresses? They had no status, no cars, no condos, nos jewellery, no flowers, no kids, no brains , no class.

He just liked dirty girls.
Simple Dimple.

We reckon that these could be a good political fundraiser. Put the faces of the opposition MP's on the balls and hit away..