We have been bitten, by what we think is a flea. Now considering that we have been rolling around picking grapes, patting strange dogs and have had a mouse problem in the Wairarapa, it is not surprising we have a flea.
However it is the flea's target that has us bemused. Not the butt or the bits in between. No. this is a very discerning flea. Last night he gorged himself on our juicy bits. Now we of stout frame provide excellent pickings for a rampant flea but he homed in on our breasts and judging by the tracks on our tits this morning, he had a fine old feast.
Sadly we have yet to find him. And unwilling to risk being sucked dry tonight we will be washing sheets and dousing ourselves in toxins so that his blood lust does not reduce our ample melons to the size of shrivelled passionfuit.
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Don`t kill the Aussie Rock!!!
Treasure and nurture it. A flea can be a bosom buddy.
BB you may find it was possibly a mozzie (no, not the Rock) couple of weeks ago I woke up with same condition in the same delicate area, found mosquito lurking in bedroom up on the ceiling near the drapes in the morning, am usually in the habit of spraying bedroom early evening to deal to any buggers that have managed to sneak past the lead weighted storm nets when window is open. Husband reckons my blood tastes too sweet, sandflies and mozzies just luv me, spend most of the time like a toxic dump (OFF being the preferred poison)if I go out in the wilderness with him, always have Dettol handy in car to neutralise these 'sucker' wounds.
Thats why I have never been to the west coast, Milford Sound nearly sucked me dry! and gawd help me, am making my first trip ever to OZ next week....... :o[
Medusa
"And unwilling to risk being sucked dry tonight we will be washing sheets and dousing ourselves in toxins so that his blood lust does not reduce our ample melons to the size of shrivelled passionfuit".
Lambcut thinks it would take a blimin big flea!
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